Money & Shopping (cont'd)
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Penny
- A single pence (just like in American English, only worth a bit more).
Shilling
- They haven't used shillings since 1971, but I had always wondered what
one was, so here it is: the Pound used to be divided up into 240 pence,
and 1/20 of that (or 12 pence) was called a "shilling." England went metric
in the 70s (we didn't quite make it, something I blame, for no particular
reason, on Gerald Ford), and stopped dividing everything by 12s, but you
can still find the old shilling coins in coin stores.
V.A.T. -
This is one of those confusing things that make shopping quite a headache
in other countries (and can sometimes make the price on the tag look absolutely
nothing like the price on the register. "But it didn't have so many zeros
when it was on the rack!") Guidebooks can tell you how to get around this
"Value Added Tax," something which is possible in most cases for foreigners,
but showing them your American passport at the till (register) will prompt
them to help you forego this tax (which is somewhere vaguely in the vicinity
of, but don't quote me on this, 17.5%) by shipping whatever it is you
are buying directly to your home in the States. This saves you the trouble
of lugging it around with you throughout your trip until you break it
checking out of your last hotel room. Shipping it allows trained baggage
handlers to break it for you before it even gets put on the plane! Ah,
the joys of modern conveniences.
Shopping
Now here's a section
that warrants inclusion because of the many mistakes it is easy to make
while shopping for clothes. Not only are the sizes all different, but
what we call a rose by any other name might smell positively horrid. In
other words, "suspenders" is a garter belt, "pants" are men's underwear,
and I can't wait to see the photos of how you, foolishly disregarding
the advice here, look all dressed up (or down, as the case may be) after
a shopping spree in London. You never can tell when you could use a good
piece of blackmail material. Happy shopping!
If this dictionary
were actually helpful, I would give you a quick conversion chart for sizes
here. Oh what the heck, you might at least get something useful out of
all this:
Jumble - Used
clothing-stuff someone else bought when it was in style 12 years ago and
has already sweated into, stained, accidentally washed in the same load
with something that as it turned out was not dyed with the colour-fast sort
of red, rubbed the elbows/knees of bare, used to mop up the beer on the
kitchen floor, given to the dog to worry, tied to the cat's scratching post,
and then finally affixed with a price tag on in the hope that someone else
will think it looks 'Sooo Retro.'
Jumble Sale
- A tag sale, kind of like a flea market, of used junk, the most expensive
of which are known as "antiques." These are usually more planned and official
than boot sales, but you'll get the same sorts of stuff.
(Car) Boot Sale
- A kind of group garage sale, only they leave the garage to hold it.
If you see a bunch of cars pulled into a parking lot with their trunks
open and little tables with people wandering amongst them around perusing
the miscellaneous household junk spilling out of the boots, you've happened
upon a boot sale. Stop by, you never know what kind of bargain you might
find. ("Wow, Bob, look! A 1968 Chevy tire iron!" "That's nothing. Check
out this early steel-belted radial in the spare compartment!")
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