Amsterdam sex museums

Ah, yes. Only in Amsterdam: Not one but TWO museums devoted to sex

Sex Museum of Amsterdam.These two collections of historic erotica are about as squeaky clean as their subject matter allows and are full of tourists giggling, not dirty old men whispering.

Amsterdam Sex Museum

The Amsterdam Sex Museum is the more carnival-like of the two.

It does have a section of antique porn photographs that borders on being of historical interest. then again, it also has a room of everything you didn't want to know about deviant sex but, sadly, cannot not now unlearn.

Erotic Museum

The Erotic Museum of Amsterdam. (Photo by Michal Osmenda)More titillation can be had at the Erotic Museum, which is a bit more clinical and adds in some mock-ups of an S&M "playroom" and a re-created alley from the Red Light District as it was in the, er, good old days.